Today, my suspisions have been confirmed. I have an alien for a sister. Now this might come as a shock to most of you, but Chrissy is really an alien. There are many ways you can tell.
1. Facial Expressions.
Aliens can do many facial expressions. For those of you who witnessed the Adam And Eve skit for our report night, you have seen a sample of what Chrissy can do. First, they go into the cross-eyed maneuver. Next they twist their mouths into all sorts of crazy faces, all the while sticking their tongues out. The picture at left shows Chrissy at her finest.
2. Mimicking Voices
Another way you can tell is that aliens can mimic about any voice there is. Chrissy will do such voices as, "It's still green, they headed north two hours ago..." (Sid the sloth, Ice Age. ) and, "I will come back and report when this case is solv-ed." (Inspector Clusoue, Return of the Pink Panther.) not to mention, "Chrissy!! This cat of yours is on my bed!! Get it off!!" (Betsey.) There is no limit to what they can mimic.
3. Sudden Change In Health
Chrissy is an alien who also can, in the blink of an eye, change dramatically health-wise. One minute she will be as fine as a cricket, and the next she will collapse in your arms, hence the picture at left. She is also known for getting so crazy Betsey and I are forced to take drastic measures, such as sending the dogs to lick up her face.
If you find any people with these character traits, or anything out of the ordinary, please contact your local alien hot-line at 1-800-ALIEN. Thank You.
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